officialjeffgoldblum:

i’m just getting gayer by the dayer

mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

hip-hop-lifestyle:

the-blackdaria:

lovelylilli:

babeobaggins:

nothing will ever be as funny as this is

Ooooooooookkkkkkkkk…..

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Everytime lmaoo

"Su-Sane McSweynee"

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mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

tatesmatic:

I’d like to introduce you to my new munchkin cat, Gimli


Found a transparent Animal crossing train. о(ж>▽<)y ☆

Found a transparent Animal crossing train. о(ж>▽<)y ☆

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much